It's funny how the littlest things can wake someone up from a sound sound sleep. My dad slams his bedroom door EVERY time he shuts it, even if his woman is asleep (I'd skin his ass for that shit) and it pretty much rattles the WHOLE HOUSE.
I fell asleep sandwiched between both of the cats the night before last and was awakened by a cat fight ON ME (okay, more like across, but still). Nothing super strenuous, mostly yowling and a good swat to Fred's face until I woke up and smacked the Bink and everyone went back to sleep.
That didn't wake me up today. Usually it's my dad sitting downstairs taking 2 hours to eat his morning porridge that wakes me up. Not even THAT annoyance woke me up this morning. Whoever ran the fucking Hoover this morning didn't even convince me to crawl out of bed (and running a vaccuum while anyone within earshot and sleeping is a cardinal sin and should be lashed with wet reeds).
What made me zombie-shamble out of bed and down the stairs was the sound of the first drop of cat pee hitting the painted wood floor not 3 feet away from my ear.
I was up and out of bed like a shot.
Walking on me would have sufficed to wake me up to let me know that someone by the name of Fred had to get out of the room to use the cat-loo. (Better #1 than #2 though!)
Last night, as I have mentioned, I made a comic. It is 100% Dave approved.
Y'all can make one too. This site kicks ass. | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 4/30/2006 06:10:00 pm |
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I fell asleep sandwiched between both of the cats the night before last and was awakened by a cat fight ON ME (okay, more like across, but still). Nothing super strenuous, mostly yowling and a good swat to Fred's face until I woke up and smacked the Bink and everyone went back to sleep.
That didn't wake me up today. Usually it's my dad sitting downstairs taking 2 hours to eat his morning porridge that wakes me up. Not even THAT annoyance woke me up this morning. Whoever ran the fucking Hoover this morning didn't even convince me to crawl out of bed (and running a vaccuum while anyone within earshot and sleeping is a cardinal sin and should be lashed with wet reeds).
What made me zombie-shamble out of bed and down the stairs was the sound of the first drop of cat pee hitting the painted wood floor not 3 feet away from my ear.
I was up and out of bed like a shot.
Walking on me would have sufficed to wake me up to let me know that someone by the name of Fred had to get out of the room to use the cat-loo. (Better #1 than #2 though!)
Last night, as I have mentioned, I made a comic. It is 100% Dave approved.
Y'all can make one too. This site kicks ass. | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 4/30/2006 06:10:00 pm |
