Scribby McShibby was saying the other day that he bet noone has ever likened me to the Easter Bunny, but, being the deeply weird (as he likes to say) person that I am HAVE had the odd fortune of being nicknamed 'Easter Bunny' in highschool.
It's not really all that interesting, so I'll bore everyone with the details.
I used to wear this Amish straw hat around (sunburn + scalp = NO) and had a scarf tied around the brim so it looked pretty cute (I have pics of it...I'm WTFing myself for not having scanned any in when I had the chance, ah well, later. It's on my list of things to buy, also a tripod.)
Anyway, I was hanging out with my fellow marching band geekazoids at practice or something and was sitting in the grass with my friends.
Minding our business, enjoying the pleasant summer day.
All of the (*snicker*) sudden this kid starts laughing at me because the breeze caught the scarf and made the ends stand up, giving me rabbit ears. AND THIS IS SO EXCITING (And I totally remember who it was, that group of smart-arses) and he's all like WHAT'S UP EASTER BUNNY?! HAHAHAHA! And his buddies laugh and I laugh cos it could be WAY worse and everyone's having a good ol time.
When I was questioned about where I hid my eggs (ie: BOOBS) well, cos the kid was a portly fellow with a bit of a tum, I tried to retaliate with HEY YOU'RE SANTA CLAUS WHERE'S YOUR SACK OF TOYS!? but it didn't quite work because I am funnier on my blog than I am in real life.
Also, my ex used to call me 'Bunny' and I still have a complex about bunnies. But that is in ancient history and I am forgetting about all that. THANK GOODNESS.
My dad left a present on the keyboard for me today, and I opened it to find a white chocolate easter bunny jazz band. AAAAW!!!! | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 4/16/2006 04:32:00 pm |
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It's not really all that interesting, so I'll bore everyone with the details.
I used to wear this Amish straw hat around (sunburn + scalp = NO) and had a scarf tied around the brim so it looked pretty cute (I have pics of it...I'm WTFing myself for not having scanned any in when I had the chance, ah well, later. It's on my list of things to buy, also a tripod.)
Anyway, I was hanging out with my fellow marching band geekazoids at practice or something and was sitting in the grass with my friends.
Minding our business, enjoying the pleasant summer day.
All of the (*snicker*) sudden this kid starts laughing at me because the breeze caught the scarf and made the ends stand up, giving me rabbit ears. AND THIS IS SO EXCITING (And I totally remember who it was, that group of smart-arses) and he's all like WHAT'S UP EASTER BUNNY?! HAHAHAHA! And his buddies laugh and I laugh cos it could be WAY worse and everyone's having a good ol time.
When I was questioned about where I hid my eggs (ie: BOOBS) well, cos the kid was a portly fellow with a bit of a tum, I tried to retaliate with HEY YOU'RE SANTA CLAUS WHERE'S YOUR SACK OF TOYS!? but it didn't quite work because I am funnier on my blog than I am in real life.
Also, my ex used to call me 'Bunny' and I still have a complex about bunnies. But that is in ancient history and I am forgetting about all that. THANK GOODNESS.
My dad left a present on the keyboard for me today, and I opened it to find a white chocolate easter bunny jazz band. AAAAW!!!! | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 4/16/2006 04:32:00 pm |
