Today I am at the extra height of hotness. Everyone should be jealous of my magenta sweatpants and "I don't do mousework" kitty t-shirt. I am awesome. The sweatpants are shaped funny. If I pull them up to my waist, they go halfway up my calves. If I wear them on my hips like a normal human being, then the crotch sags down somewhere near my knees. Maybe I should see if I have any stirrup pants stashed somewhere so I can wear those with flip-flops and socks.
"Unskinny Bop" was playing on a TV advertisement earlier and it's scary that I remember seeing that video play on MTV when MTV still only played music and not a bunch of stupid reality shows and screaming teenagers screaming over hip-hop videos. Maybe MTV should change their name to STV as in Show Television. It would make more sense. Oh well, I don't watch it anyway, so I don't really care.
I was watching the WE channel yesterday because "The Princess Bride" was on and that is a great story. And I know it's the Women's Empowerment channel or some damn thing like that, but really, how is it empowering to have advertisements that say perfectly plucked eyebrows are a vital part of being a woman or that Nutra-System is the way to go and I have to say just watching ads during that (and also during 'Meet Joe Black' which would have had me weeping on the sofa had my dad and his woman not been there watching it with me) short period of time gave me a fucking complex.
I'm going to curl up in my awesome sweatpants now and watch TV and stuff my face with cookies. That is a good idea. "Highlander" is on and I am so there. | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 4/24/2006 09:33:00 pm |
