Oh yeah, and what's up with all this Easter bunny crap anyway? I mean, I've heard old wives tales and I could probably be not lazy and search the internet which probably has a wealth of Easter (why not Wester or Norther or Souther?) trivia, but I like to ask because that's how I do things downtown.
I know all about the Jesus thing...they've been goin ON and ON and ON about this guy on like, three channels...and that's not even the Bible-thumping Televangelist Speaking in tounges channels. (oh oh oh and MadTV (rerun) spoofed a religious show only they were all atheists and they were songing praise to nothing and Aries Spears was going on about Hallelujah Praise Nothin and sermonising and Debra Wilson starts doing the church lurch and jabbering on in tongues and rolling around on the floor in her Sunday best and it was HILARIOUS). And it's all very interesting, but it doesn't explain why we hunt for eggs instead of like, Jesuses or something. Not that I am complaining, but I am hoping that I'm not going to H-E-Double-fried-mozzarella-sticks.
I suppose, though, that bunnies are way cuter than say, a crucifixtion, and I'd rather bite the head off a chocolate rabbit than Jesus anyway. I think that would be a Do-Not-Pass-Go-Do-Not-Collect-$200-Go-Straight-To-Hell sin (for lack of better words I couldn't think of).
So, I was drinking more boxowine last night out of this kickass pint glass (!!) because I am high class and do things properly all the time and I passed out on the sofa and woke up this morning with the TV blaring SNL at me and I found my camera between the cushions (and freaked out a little because Whatshisname gave me that!) and the empty pack of pork ramen that I ate uncooked but the remote is currently lost and I even looked upstairs when I went to bed but I couldn't find it and I suppose I will look UNDER the couch now and hope it's there. But I'm not looking for it right now because the channel is stuck on Comedy Central and Clueless is on so it's okay.
And my dad is going to the store and buying me spam and fritos and BEER and boxed macaroni & cheese and diet pepsi and spaghetti in a can and I am going to eat ALL of that and be really fat when I get married. Whatshisname is a lucky lucky man.
Also, pork is a funny word.
And we found the remote deep in the nether regions of the sofa along with Jimmy Hoffa and the Holy Grail. | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 4/16/2006 06:05:00 pm |
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I know all about the Jesus thing...they've been goin ON and ON and ON about this guy on like, three channels...and that's not even the Bible-thumping Televangelist Speaking in tounges channels. (oh oh oh and MadTV (rerun) spoofed a religious show only they were all atheists and they were songing praise to nothing and Aries Spears was going on about Hallelujah Praise Nothin and sermonising and Debra Wilson starts doing the church lurch and jabbering on in tongues and rolling around on the floor in her Sunday best and it was HILARIOUS). And it's all very interesting, but it doesn't explain why we hunt for eggs instead of like, Jesuses or something. Not that I am complaining, but I am hoping that I'm not going to H-E-Double-fried-mozzarella-sticks.
I suppose, though, that bunnies are way cuter than say, a crucifixtion, and I'd rather bite the head off a chocolate rabbit than Jesus anyway. I think that would be a Do-Not-Pass-Go-Do-Not-Collect-$200-Go-Straight-To-Hell sin (for lack of better words I couldn't think of).
So, I was drinking more boxowine last night out of this kickass pint glass (!!) because I am high class and do things properly all the time and I passed out on the sofa and woke up this morning with the TV blaring SNL at me and I found my camera between the cushions (and freaked out a little because Whatshisname gave me that!) and the empty pack of pork ramen that I ate uncooked but the remote is currently lost and I even looked upstairs when I went to bed but I couldn't find it and I suppose I will look UNDER the couch now and hope it's there. But I'm not looking for it right now because the channel is stuck on Comedy Central and Clueless is on so it's okay.
And my dad is going to the store and buying me spam and fritos and BEER and boxed macaroni & cheese and diet pepsi and spaghetti in a can and I am going to eat ALL of that and be really fat when I get married. Whatshisname is a lucky lucky man.
Also, pork is a funny word.
And we found the remote deep in the nether regions of the sofa along with Jimmy Hoffa and the Holy Grail. | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 4/16/2006 06:05:00 pm |
