Oldies but goodies.
I can't wait to get home so I can post new stuff.
Sometimes I say things and later I'm like why the hell did I just say that? Yeah, I dunno either. Son of a bitch!
And you know what else steals the goat from my villiage and makes the villiagers angry cos they are going to be goat-cheeseless, and then they rise up and burn the crops because they want their goat back even though that won't help and now they are going to starve because they haven't got any wheat for the winter but they won't realise that until the first snow?
People have said some effed up things to me and I only just now friggin realised just HOW fucked up they were. Yeah, like Hi. My name is Retardo the Moron and I have my head up my ass. FUUUUCK!!
OK ok...so I was just thinking about how fat my [insert multiple expletives here] ex-husband was, for no other reason than I was vaccuuming and that Hoovers suck and that he sucks, so there's the whole association with house cleaning, I'm not really mental. So he was (at the time, probably still is, if not more) like 3 bills large and really, noone should weigh that much unless you're a wrassler or an animal of some sort or you really like cake, (which is cool by me, cos I like me some cake too) or unless you feel like it. I don't care what anyone else looks like, I just think it's funny that he's a fat tub of guts.
So he's all fat and shit and he was gonna go on some diet that his buddy was on, and said that I HAD to go on it too, and all I thought back then because I was brainwashed and naive, was that there was no way in hell I was gonna go on some stupid diet. I've never weighed over 145lbs my entire life. Why the hell would I wanna do something like that?
But we all see where I am now.
Hah...he's a fat bastard!! With emphasis on the bastard part.
And I think I can proudly say that will be the last time I post about his lame ass. I have better things to think about. (Like all those sit-ups I need to do.)
Haha!
(Oh yeah and ps I know. Noone needs to tell me what better things I have to think about. In fact, don't.) | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 4/29/2006 06:57:00 pm |
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I can't wait to get home so I can post new stuff.
Sometimes I say things and later I'm like why the hell did I just say that? Yeah, I dunno either. Son of a bitch!
And you know what else steals the goat from my villiage and makes the villiagers angry cos they are going to be goat-cheeseless, and then they rise up and burn the crops because they want their goat back even though that won't help and now they are going to starve because they haven't got any wheat for the winter but they won't realise that until the first snow?
People have said some effed up things to me and I only just now friggin realised just HOW fucked up they were. Yeah, like Hi. My name is Retardo the Moron and I have my head up my ass. FUUUUCK!!
OK ok...so I was just thinking about how fat my [insert multiple expletives here] ex-husband was, for no other reason than I was vaccuuming and that Hoovers suck and that he sucks, so there's the whole association with house cleaning, I'm not really mental. So he was (at the time, probably still is, if not more) like 3 bills large and really, noone should weigh that much unless you're a wrassler or an animal of some sort or you really like cake, (which is cool by me, cos I like me some cake too) or unless you feel like it. I don't care what anyone else looks like, I just think it's funny that he's a fat tub of guts.
So he's all fat and shit and he was gonna go on some diet that his buddy was on, and said that I HAD to go on it too, and all I thought back then because I was brainwashed and naive, was that there was no way in hell I was gonna go on some stupid diet. I've never weighed over 145lbs my entire life. Why the hell would I wanna do something like that?
But we all see where I am now.
Hah...he's a fat bastard!! With emphasis on the bastard part.
And I think I can proudly say that will be the last time I post about his lame ass. I have better things to think about. (Like all those sit-ups I need to do.)
Haha!
(Oh yeah and ps I know. Noone needs to tell me what better things I have to think about. In fact, don't.) | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 4/29/2006 06:57:00 pm |
