*toilet flushing sound effect*
Yeah, so I was incredibly witty hours ago. Now, not so much. I am taking the week off and going 5 1/2 hours away with Mum to go see relatives I haven't seen in like 15 years and it's going to be weird, but that's okay, they're not the cousins that Mum and my uncle go on about sometimes.
The black sheep of the family.
The rednecks.
I AM SO RELATED TO REDNECKS!!! (yee-haw!)
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Coors light drinking, Larry the Cable Retard listenin' (stabbetystabstabstabstabstab), big truck drivin, Nascar lovin, WWE watchin, big shiny belt buckle wearin rednecks. I guess that's the side I get my cheap beer fetish from.
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Nah, this is the regular, more normal-ish side of the family. Last I knew it was, anyway. Mum actually willingly goes to see this side of the family, but pretty much turns tail and runs at the other side comin. I mean, don't get me wrong, they're okay folks, but the only thing we all really have in common is a little DNA and blood and stuff. Although, now that I think about it, a little bit of the redneckiness has seeped through into at least me and my one cousin, cos I like the PBR and he likes the WWE and we will always pray to that church. Even though I ain't (ain't ain't a word) gonna see any PBR when I get back to Bangor. S'ok, I'll have a coupla wife beaters and be okay with that. (Stella Artois, not Hanes.)
It should be an interesting week. I will be gone from Thursday to Sunday and will probably have to answer the same 1000 questions I have already answered for 1000 other people and try not to bug out. I also hope there is internet somewhere along the way or I will have a siezure and withdrawals and go mental and climb the walls hissing "Sucka" at people when they walk into the room. I need to invest in a laptop con WiFi (WIreless Fuckin Internet) someday. Steal people's internet and shit.
I am going to buy a frigging battery charger for my camera. Finally. My poor camera is about to die and I have a whole memory card to fill up...plus internal memory. If we go to New York City and I can't take pictures, I will break the world. It's best to be prepared. Mum and I are going to be on our way and I'm gonna yell at her to pull off at this exit just as we pass it cos I see a BestBuy or something and we're gonna veer off all recklessly minivan tires a squealin' like Dukes of Hazzard and fly over an embankment and get like 15 feet of air and slide sideways (perfectly) into a parking spot and also wear daisy dukes and shake our junk.By the time I get back, Whatshisname's parcel of papers de importante should be here and then I can work on gettin my happy ass on back to the UK.
Somebody give me an amen.
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posted by Whatsername again....? @ 5/03/2006 03:12:00 am |
