Cue the partay…
Now. *Vogue vogue vogue vogue.*
I’m ready to Tanqueray my ass on outta here. (Sounds more like a dance than a booze)
So, I was just standing here a minute ago and I glanced at the floor cos something moved rather quickly under the chair from one side to the other and in my overactive little head it went from being a mouse to a spider until I realized that it was really in actuality in the real world a little tiny moth. I was totally freaked out and poised to go running for a phone book to chunk on it for a good few seconds.
If I was a bird, I sure as hell woulda stayed away from that little shit.
Tomorrow I get a birthday ride on the lawn tractor and mow a bunch of grass, then I get to get on my birthday knees and scrub the birthday floor cos I’ve been doing a half arsed jeeeeeoooorrrrb cleaning up after Fred as he’s been tracking around red Fred juice from his poor little foot. Then after that I am gonna sit on my ass and do nuffin. Hell yes.
I am hoping there is cake in my near future, though. Mmmm…
ps
ride the busblog.
