Know what I love about Law&Order? (Maaaaaaatlooooock!!) I love that they don't always get the bad guy. Always getting the bad guy is boring. Predictable. PLus, it's on like 20 different channels at all hours of the day so I can watch an entire season (or two) in three days time and not even break a sweat.Fritos are addictive and someone needs to take this bag outta my greasy salty hand right now before I eat myself into a salt-induced coma or go into shock or something. DAMN YOU, CORN CHIPS FOR BEING SO DELICIOUS!!! Yet, I love you...I cannot put you down, I cannot close that crinkly yellow-orange bag. Salty crispy goodness. HOW DO I LOVE THEE...let me add cheese and salsa and get fat with thee...
I am fucking BORED right now BORED BORED BORED BORED. Noone is on MSN, at least none that wants to talk to me. I think the corn chip smell is frightening people away. I am drunk on corn oilyness and I am getting the shakes, so who can blame 'em?
At least Law&Order loves me! Law&Order also won't kiss up to me about how awesome I am
(I know already, I don't need to be told) and Law&Order will love me and hold me and keep me awake until 3am again and I get hungry for Fritos again and stuff my face right before I go to bed and have weird dreams and wake up REALLY thirsty and the Sahara desert is in the back of my throat and I have to crawl face first down the stairs to the kitchen to get a drink.Just what I wanted to do first thing in the afternoon. | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 5/10/2006 01:43:00 am |
