Wait, wait, wait, wait...I am STILL frigging waiting on the parcel from Whatshisname to get here. I suppose I should quit my bitching since it IS from the UK, but I've been waiting long enough! Hurry up mail! And hurry up with my battery charger while yer at it, ya SOB. I gots shits ta do.In fact, my best girlfriend from highschool (someone I actually speak to and don't hate the guts of) is going to be in town (boondocks) this week and that is way cool. We're gonna talk mad shit about everyone we went to school with and about how much they suck and then we're going to eat a lot of junk food and there is the possibility of getting sauced, but we'll see. She's not here to see me. She got's shits ta do too. And it's basically just coincidence that I happen to be in the same state as her for the first time in like, 3 years since she got married. And it's been a while since I've had a beer (don't look so stunned) and I am almost afraid to go and ruin my dry streak already cos it's soooooo nice waking up and not wanting to vomit or any of that other lovely hangover stuff.
We are gonna talk SOOOOOOO much shit and we're gonna be all 'we're so awesome' and then reminisce about all the stupid shit we did and then we're gonna be like,"'yeah, we are definitely the most awesome out of our respective graduating classes" (she was 3 grades behind me) and then laugh about how awesome we are some more and then we're gonna talk about how awesome Kaotix is (cos he is), and I think that should be a pretty good time. We'll probably get bored of it.
Okay, so the other night
I was IMing Kaotix and he is a traitor and was surfing Myspace and he suddenly says to me 'OMG you're gonna fill your trunks, girl.' And I was like "oh shit...what's going on what happened? Who did what to the whoozit in the where in front of who?' And he links to me this myspace page and LO AND BEHOLD it was uber bitch of 1996 and I was like "NO FUCKING WAY DUDE. This is too much." This is the same girl I threw my room keys at on our Gettysburg trip and this is the same girl who I predicted would get knocked up before we got outta highschool and this is the same girl who wore the ugly blue bikini top with the ugly blue plaid shorts in the class picture I put up on my old blog and was a bitch on wheels and an attention whore and is still an attention whore, as deemed by Kaotix, she now claims to be bi, not that there is anything wrong with that, but she lives in Alabama now and she wants people to think she's SOOOO progressive. And I am politically correct and yelled in the IM "Didn't her shit get blown away last summer?" and Kaotix was all like, "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" And I was all like "OH, I WENT THERE." And then I snapped a zed canadian style and went and did something else. BIAAAATCH!
And I also think that "Hooray beer!" (Red Stripe) succinctly sums up my love of hops and barley even though I am on a beer free streak right now, but that doesn't make me love it any less. And while that is a damn good catch phrase, "The Champagne of Beers" (Miller People in fat suits doing gymnastics is fucking rad. | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 5/09/2006 12:23:00 am |
