Today I feel like a recycled dog turd burrito that got sat on by an elephant with diarrhoea and then trampled by a herd of rabid tyrannosaurus rexeseses wearing stiletto heels and football cleats. I probably smell like it too.
I slept until 7pm.
I crawled into bed around 1am with birthday cake and wine on my breath, it was a good long nap, but I think I will be going back to bed again fairly soon. (As soon as this Law & Order marathon is over.)
A little while ago, I drank some of this all natural detox crap cos I still feel gross and that shit was seriously some of the nastiest shit I have ever seen in a glass. It was this murky greyish shit that kinda congealed cos I didn't drink it all in one shot and so I added more water to it and it was just as thick and nasty. Also, the apple cinnamon flavour it promised...LIES UPON LIES upon stinking filthy LIIIIIIIIIIES. I think it was really powdered stale ass with some grey shit mixed in.
I do feel better, though.
How did 2330 turn into 0139? Oh I know...it took that long to upload that fucking photo.
I LOVE YOU DIAL UP!
Sixteen Candles is on. | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 5/22/2006 05:08:00 am |
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I slept until 7pm.
I crawled into bed around 1am with birthday cake and wine on my breath, it was a good long nap, but I think I will be going back to bed again fairly soon. (As soon as this Law & Order marathon is over.)
A little while ago, I drank some of this all natural detox crap cos I still feel gross and that shit was seriously some of the nastiest shit I have ever seen in a glass. It was this murky greyish shit that kinda congealed cos I didn't drink it all in one shot and so I added more water to it and it was just as thick and nasty. Also, the apple cinnamon flavour it promised...LIES UPON LIES upon stinking filthy LIIIIIIIIIIES. I think it was really powdered stale ass with some grey shit mixed in.
I do feel better, though.
How did 2330 turn into 0139? Oh I know...it took that long to upload that fucking photo.
I LOVE YOU DIAL UP!
Sixteen Candles is on. | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 5/22/2006 05:08:00 am |
