Letters of Nothing To Anybody


Just when the blog was getting boring cos nothing was going on, one of the gigantic maple trees next to the driveway grew a howling orange cat night before last, and I coaxed it out and it meowed at me. I met up with the wee orange catty cat again yesterday and we hung out and walked around the pond and he almost rolled off the deck into the water because it is SOOOOO completely utterly orangely adorable and he was being cute and then he spent the night on the porch and ate a can of dog food (there were no complaints!) and at 0130ish after the Golden Girls was over, I went outside to say goodnight and while I was sittin out there, a raccoon peeked out from under the porch at me TWICE and I am hesitant of them but it was sweet nonetheless.

Then I slept like shit cos I was starting to get real homesick and moody cos my dad's woman is menopausal and that caused me to skip and entire month and if that ain't hell, I don't know what. And I didnt wanna turn the light on to read and the cats were fighting across me again and it was starting to get light out and I finally went to sleep only to have my dad cranking some fucking folk music celtic bullshit in the kitchen that emanated through the entire house because the walls are only an inch thick why didn't he just hang fucking blankets on string rather than bother drywalling at all so I woke up to that thankfully feather pillows keep sound out. Then I kept wakingup and going back to sleep and I finally got up at 2 something cos I am a lazy rat bastard and then I gotup and they went hiking and orange kitty is off doing something and I was going to download GoPets but I am getting my visa this week so I said fuck it and now I have to go pack.

Oh and if anyone from like, nearish Buffalo wants the cutest orange cat like, ever, blog me and we'll get ya hooked up cos he needs a mommy and he's awesome and is litter trained and will loooove you and will climb on you and lick your hand and sit on your shoulder and puuuururrrrrrrr. So yeah lemme know if anyone wants it for real for sure now and we'll get ya hooked up. If it comes back, that is, he wanders cos he's not fixed.

I have a feeling he'll be round again though.
| posted by Whatsername again....? @ 6/06/2006 10:18:00 pm |
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