Okay so I was watching TV with my dad and his woman the other day and eating dinner and this advert comes on for some pill for men who need to piss a lot urgently, stuff like that…so it makes you pee less often and blah blah, something about a prostate, there are side effects whoopdedoo and two of them were runny nose and reduced amount of semen (like you produce less) so I was like "I bet that's why you get a runny nose, cos of the lack of semen downstairs" and my dad and his woman fucking cracked up so hard and he says to me "that's sick" and I am about falling out of my chair laughing.
So that little orange cat is still around, he comes around when I yodel for him in the morning. (I am indeed the inventor/creator of the patented Tobas cat call, Tobas being my old cat who now resides with Kaotix.) And he meows and I yodel and meow and he yowls and comes stumbling out of the brush after a night of debauchery with the barn cat ladies down the lane.
I learned yesterday that he is not afraid of water and that he will follow me through shallow water (with only a wee hesitation) and that he will not freak out when I put him in water that's just a little deep, and he will swim back to the patch of gravel on the beach and meow at me, rather than streak off into the tall grass screaming like its been set on fire then dipped in tobasco sauce and then shot in the ass with penicillin. We had a nice little time out yesterday, and then today I went wading again and kitty came swimming but this time, it was a bit different.
I lo and beholded a watersnake so I had to leap into the water (it was ankle deep, and damn I love not having to take off my flip flops…I can wade in em then walk through the house :D ) with the last 4 pictures on my camera so I could get the angle and the shot and the snake held still for me and he poked his head out the water at me and was like, "what's up dude." And I got in real close and I was like "GIVE ME SEXY THAT'S IT SUCK IN THOSE CHEEKBONES OH YEAH THAT'S PERFECT HOLD THAT POSE NOW GIVE ME MISCHEVIOUS *snap snap snap snap* You’re gorgeous baby, let's do lunch I'll have my people call your reptiles CHOW." And while I was shooting the cat waded through the pond and jumped on me.
I got owned. I had wet pussy CAT all over me.
So now I'm officially out of room on my camera and I DON’T KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO for my last 10 days of being here. 9 now. NINE DAYS YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!
Okay, you're not all fuckers. How about [baletes 'fuckers'] I *POINTPOINTPOINTPOINT*
I'll do the I am OUTTA here dance and shake a baby I mean my moneymaker and then eat a cookie. There is one chocolate chip cookie left and I am going to save it. I must resist the call of the cookie. There are dutch chocolate ones, but those aren't as good.
Oh and I totally watched this SUPER freakyscaryspooky show on SciFi about a haunted sanatorium (what abandoned sanatorium ISN'T freaking haunted) and it was SO scary and I was afraid of the dark for a while and then I realized there's one that’s like 15-20 miles from here (Perrysburg) and I've driven by it a whole buncha times and I bet that shit is scary as fuck too. Not that I have the cahones to even slow down driving by a place like that.
Ok and then um...hmm. That's it. I have a bug bite on my ankle and I am going MAAAAAAAAD. | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 6/09/2006 06:54:00 am |
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So that little orange cat is still around, he comes around when I yodel for him in the morning. (I am indeed the inventor/creator of the patented Tobas cat call, Tobas being my old cat who now resides with Kaotix.) And he meows and I yodel and meow and he yowls and comes stumbling out of the brush after a night of debauchery with the barn cat ladies down the lane.
I learned yesterday that he is not afraid of water and that he will follow me through shallow water (with only a wee hesitation) and that he will not freak out when I put him in water that's just a little deep, and he will swim back to the patch of gravel on the beach and meow at me, rather than streak off into the tall grass screaming like its been set on fire then dipped in tobasco sauce and then shot in the ass with penicillin. We had a nice little time out yesterday, and then today I went wading again and kitty came swimming but this time, it was a bit different.
I lo and beholded a watersnake so I had to leap into the water (it was ankle deep, and damn I love not having to take off my flip flops…I can wade in em then walk through the house :D ) with the last 4 pictures on my camera so I could get the angle and the shot and the snake held still for me and he poked his head out the water at me and was like, "what's up dude." And I got in real close and I was like "GIVE ME SEXY THAT'S IT SUCK IN THOSE CHEEKBONES OH YEAH THAT'S PERFECT HOLD THAT POSE NOW GIVE ME MISCHEVIOUS *snap snap snap snap* You’re gorgeous baby, let's do lunch I'll have my people call your reptiles CHOW." And while I was shooting the cat waded through the pond and jumped on me.
I got owned. I had wet pussy CAT all over me.
So now I'm officially out of room on my camera and I DON’T KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO for my last 10 days of being here. 9 now. NINE DAYS YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!
Okay, you're not all fuckers. How about [baletes 'fuckers'] I *POINTPOINTPOINTPOINT*
I'll do the I am OUTTA here dance and shake a baby I mean my moneymaker and then eat a cookie. There is one chocolate chip cookie left and I am going to save it. I must resist the call of the cookie. There are dutch chocolate ones, but those aren't as good.
Oh and I totally watched this SUPER freakyscaryspooky show on SciFi about a haunted sanatorium (what abandoned sanatorium ISN'T freaking haunted) and it was SO scary and I was afraid of the dark for a while and then I realized there's one that’s like 15-20 miles from here (Perrysburg) and I've driven by it a whole buncha times and I bet that shit is scary as fuck too. Not that I have the cahones to even slow down driving by a place like that.
Ok and then um...hmm. That's it. I have a bug bite on my ankle and I am going MAAAAAAAAD. | posted by Whatsername again....? @ 6/09/2006 06:54:00 am |
